Episode 7: The Case of the Stolen iPod

13 January 2009

On the Twelfth of January the Year 2009, a great and terrible event occurred. I give you this story, in hopes that you, as predecessor, will carry on the legacy. Twas the mid afternoon, when, gathered in the Rom ( known as the Weight Room, The armory, and the Interrogation Chamber) My good companions Sky, Pat and I were seated in the infamous corner of Episode Four. Our newest addition to our troupe was "Kate", and we were all conversing rather casually, as chaos regned around us. "Kate": Hey guys, guess what? This guy I met is coming to Mentos [I can't mention this place either, cause you might come and kill me]!! Sky and i exchanged dubious glances. I said: Are you sure he's 15, though? He could actually be a 45 year old loser with no life. And then you'll get kidnapped and you'll get killed and then we'll find your dead body floating in a river somewhere- "Kate":Stop! I won't get killed. ANd i'll bring you guys and my brother and guns. Okay??" I was satisfied. So Sky and I continued our random and most likely pointless conversation. Then "Kate" said: Hey guys. Weren't we supposed to be doing the trunk lifts?' We had completely forgotten. But one glance at Mr/Mrs. Iwontmentiontheirnamesforlegalandorprivatereasons drove us away from any notion that we would actually let him/her hold a ruler near our heads. Mr/Mrs. Iwontmentiontheirnamesforlegalandorprivatereasonsyelled, quite hysterically:" I checked my pockets 18 times!!! Its not there!!!" We all looked at each other scrupulously. A mystery? In P.E? Preposterous!! He/She stormed around the room, banging the meter stick against everything. We winced at every sharp crack, and all eyes were upon him. I sidled up to the nearest person and whispered: Whats wrong with him?? She said