Episode 1: Dancing Elves

Due to the legal protection those who are mentioned are under, I am restricted from using their names. Therefore, thy must GUESS at who these people are. And no blackmail either.
Yours truly,
Lunatella

DANCING ELVES
12 December, 2008

The morning was cold. I could feel icicles forming everywhere. I rushed to first period, hoping I would not miss the morning announcements, signaling my lateness. I crossed the giant useless plot of grass, across the frozen mud, and skidded my way over the frozen ground. Breathless, I yanked open the classroom door, and made my clumsy way to the front of the room. Person no.1 greeted me, as I began to thaw out. After I was able to move my fingers, and made sure that my feet hadn't been disconnected from my ankle somehow, I settled my backpack and books underneath my chair just as the first announcement came on. "Heeelllooooo [insert school here]!! It is December 12th, ....." I lost attention at that point. I don't quite remember anything I did between that and when my friend jabbed me in the ribs. I said: ow! and one look at the expression on her face, I turned to the video displayed on the whiteboard. What happened is real. All of it. You would never think it would in real life, but it did. I saw dancing elves. I was transfixed in horror at the video. It involved people, realistically-animated elves, and lots and lots of corny remixed Christmas classics. I could have died. Really. I could have suffered from Scary Images Intolerance (SII for short), and a severe case of it at that. The elves, with certain peoples' faces on them, danced across the screen. Disco moves penetrated my poor brain, and the bright, flashing colors made my eyes water. The class roared with hysterical laughter, and it began to dawn on me... this will forever haunt my nightmares, waiting to prey on whatever chance of me having a nice dream. Even now, if I close my eyes, or when I catch a hint of Disco music, the dancing teacher-elves flash in my mind. Please be on the lookout for them. And whatever you do, don't die.