No, No that's not possible!

I can't believe it! I knew they were going to do something like this!! You know how I was talking about "Summer of My German Soldier" right? Well, guess what? They made a movie, about 30 years ago, in the early 80's. And just like every other movie based off a book, it was terribly, horribly, gone wrong!! It only barely followed the plot. The music was ... hideous, and the acting was bad too! ( and the worst part?) ITS IN ARKANSAS, NOT GEORGIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ohhh my gosh. You can tell how mad I am... So that is why I believe that it is my sole duty to make it into an accurate adaptation :]. Who's with me?